Category: Joke Board
If a lot of days were eventful, then being eventful would be normal and be uneventful, and uneventful days would really be eventful, because the events that happened on uneventful days would not be happening and something eventful would be going on. Thus, eventful and uneventful would change meanings, and still maintain their same definitions, so uneventful and eventful would be antonyms and synonyms at the same times, and provide an eventful uneventful normal day.
Have an eventful day. I mean an uneventful one. I mean an oh whatever.
Are you a philosophy major?
I mean, most of us have majored in philophosy at one time or another ... but the above sounds like something a philosophy major would come up with ...
No, I'm just a word playist.